Are you already counting the days till cupid starts shooting his love arrows? Or are you building your harness to avoid getting hit by one?? In preparation for Valentines day I took a day off on 14 feb, as I need to be sure I have time to open the pile of valentines cards I am about to receive! (NOT) Today I was actually nice enough to “by coincidence” remind my boyfriend that the day of love is coming up… I told him; “hey have you noticed, it is almost Valentines day? (Hint, Hint)” On which he replies;
“Oooh yes babe, I almost forgot! Isn’t that the only day of the year you want me to remind you that I love you, so I can be a douchebag the rest of the year? Great, that will be easy!” My face —> :-|
Well, I have to admit, he is a bit right… Valentinesday is just another day on which Hallmark and Durex will make their highest sales, and the prices of red roses will go up by 50%.. The perfect day to surprise your loved ones with flowers and chocolates, so she can say: “Oh my; I totally didn’t expect that!” Yeah.. Because the last time that happened was 364 days ago? No, I rather be loved the full year round, and get a bouquet of carrots on Valentines day (check the movie “no strings attached” if you don’t get it ‘-) ) than only being adored on a specific day, when the full world is forcing you to love each other by throwing around marketing slogans and useless gifts to “win her heart”
However, if you decide to be a Victim of valentines, I advise you to do the following.. Buy some take away food, (it has to look like you actually could have cooked it) put on your apron, light some candles, set the table, place a garlic bread in the oven (so it smells like you really cooked) and to break the ice, surprise your Partner with one of the below Valentines cards! I have been surfing all over the web to find you the most quirky, shocking and awkward valentines cards for your loved ones. At least it will make you look a bit better than a “O-shit-is-it-valentinesday-gas-station-gift.. I have to warn that some of the cards could be a bit rude, therefore:
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